SIMON YATES
Beyond The Void

Simon Yates first became known as the man who cut the rope. Holding Joe Simpson during a disastrous descent from Peru's Siula Grande in 1985, a story immortalised in the film Touching the Void. 20 years on, Simon is one of the most successful mountaineers of his time, and is touring the UK with his entertaining and inspiring talk. Simon's dry wit, philosophical approach and stunning images give a real insight into the mountain environment and the extreme mental and physical challenge of climbing.

7.45pm £14

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

THAT'LL BE THE DAY

Following a sell-out performance here in November, the legendary That'll Be The Day returns.

If you love classic-gold pop music and you like a good laugh, come and enjoy over two hours of non-stop nostalgia and take the ultimate trip down memory lane!

We guarantee you'll be on your feet and dancing before the night is over.

EARLY BOOKING ADVISEABLE.

7.45pm £20.50

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

ZU2
The World's No.1 U2 Tribute Show!

IF YOU LIKE U2 YOU MUST SEE THIS SHOW!

'Almost Better Than The Real Thing' Evening Post

With blinding lights to rake the auditorium and a sound that is unmistakably pure U2 this group set a new standard in the art of tribute shows.

U2 may have the Edge, but ZU2's lead guitarist replicates his style to a tee and Bono's doppelganger has perfectly captured this legendary performer's throaty rasp and effortless falsetto.

Hits include Sunday Bloody Sunday, Where The Streets Have No Name and Pride (In The Name of Love).

7.45pm £12
U17/O60: £11

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

MASTERS OF THE MUSICAL

Back by popular demand the UK's favourite musical theatre concert, 'Masters of the Musical' returns to the The Orchard Theatre to celebrate its 10th Anniversary with an all new show.

This glittering show features a wonderful selection of songs from the greatest musicals in history combined with an incredible team of performers and a fabulous band... this is a real must see for all lovers of musical theatre.

Includes selections from Les Miserables, Blood Brothers, Grease, Mamma Mia and many more.

7.45pm £16.50, £17.50

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

SOLID SLIVER 60s SHOW

The UK's original and premier 60s show is back once again!

The Solid Silver 60s Show, now in its 24th year brings together the unforgettable talents of The Searchers, Merseybeats, Wayne Fontana and very special guest John Walker (of the Walker Brothers)!

THE ONLY PLACE TO HEAR THE CLASSIC HITS PERFORMED BY THE ORIGINAL HITMAKERS.

4.30pm £19.50
8pm £22

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

Chris Dean's
THE SYD LAWRENCE ORCHESTRA
Best of the Big Bands

Having just been voted the 'Best Big Band in the Land' for the 11th consecutive year, The Syd Lawrence Orchestra's popularity continues

to go from strength to strength.

Featuring the music of Glenn Miller, Count Basie, Tommy Dorsey, Artie Shaw, Benny Goodman, Billy May, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald and played for you by performers with a real passion for their music, this show is bound to leave you dazzled from the very first number.

Always fresh and exciting, so don't miss out!

7.45pm 15.50, £16.50

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

BJORN AGAIN

Join in all the fun and celebrate BJORN AGAIN's 20th ANNIVERSARY.

Featuring the legendary voice of Radio DJ TONY BLACKBURN playing all the UK hits of 1988 together with BJORN AGAIN performing the greatest hits of ABBA.

7.45pm £16.50

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

An Evening of Mediumship with
TONY STOCKWELL

Tony Stockwell, the remarkable star of Living TV's Street Psychic, Psychic School and Zone Reality TV's Psychic Private Eyes has captivated audiences with his gift for connecting with the Spirit World.

In his worldwide theatre demonstrations and television programmes, Tony uses his unique abilities to connect people with loved ones who have passed on. Deeply compelling, often startlingly accurate and always humorous, Tony's down to earth approach has earned him a loyal following.

7.45pm £18.50, £20.50

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

THE MEAT LOAF ROCK OPERA
Anything for Love

The Meat Loaf Rock Opera: Anything For Love features the phoenominal music of Meat Loaf and Jim Steinman and delivers all of your favourite Meat Loaf classics Bat Out Of Hell, All Revved Up and I Would Do Anything For Love plus many more.

The show also features songs from Bonnie Tyler, Pink Floyd and other classic rock anthems.

Anything For Love is the family friendly rock and roll opera spectacular - part concert, part love story and part musical showcase. You don't have to be a Meat Loaf fan to love this show!

7.45pm £16.50

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

THE ROYAL MARINES ASSOCIATION CONCERT BAND

With a total of 1500 years of musical experience the band brings its unique talent to Dartford.

Sit back and enjoy seeing and hearing some of the world's greatest military musicians. Under the baton of Capt Ted Whealing, who was Director of Music of the Band of HM Royal Marines Portsmouth, and also served as the band's Director of Music on the Royal Yacht Britannia. He promises a exciting mixture of music to suit all tastes at the band's first performance in Kent.

3pm £12.50, £13.50, £15.50

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

ROSS NOBLE - Things

Ross Noble was voted one of the top ten greatest stand ups of all time by Channel 4 viewers. Here's your chance to see why.

In his new show Ross will be covering the topic of things - big things and small things. Things that have happened to him, things that have happened to you. Surfing the wave of the here and now, join 'the most brilliant stand-up of his generation' (Sunday Telegraph) in a free form, free wheeling ride into the way things are.

"His first act last night was one of the most brilliant hours I have ever spent in a theatre… and the second even better." Daily Mail

8pm £20

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings