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Spring 2008

September '08
Le Grand Cirque
Can't Smile Without You
Horrible Histories
With compliments... Gary Wilmot
Best Of British Variety
Dennis Locorriere

An Audience With Sally Morgan
Don Cossacks State Dance Company

Puccini La Boheme
Russell Howard - Dingledodies
My One And Only
'Allo 'Allo!

October '08
Four Poofs And A Piano
The Illgal Eagles
The Lady Boys Of Bangkok
Forever Blowing Bubbles
Joe Brown
The Orchestra - Former Members of ELO & ELO Part I
Our House
Grimethorpe Colliery Band
DAODS - Jekyll & Hyde The Musical
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

November '08
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
Paddy McGuinness
That'll Be The Day
The Vagina Monologues
Maximum Rhythm 'n' Blues
Kylie Mania
All The Fun Of The Fair


Dec '08 - Jan '09 Pantomime
Peter Pan

January '09
Roy Chubby Brown
One Night of Queen
Beyond The Barricade
Nelson Riddle Orchestra Direct from the USA!

Comedy

Tuesday 30 September - Saturday 4 October 2008

allo

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ALLO 'ALLO!
25TH ANniversary Production

Meet René, the most wanted man in occupied France: women want his body, the Resistance wants his brain and the Nazis want his sausage!

One of the greatest British TV comedies ever written comes to The Orchard Theatre this autumn. With a star-studded cast including Vicki Michelle and Jeffrey Holland, this stunning new stage production follows the hilarious adventures of René, a hapless café owner in war-torn occupied France, as he and his wife Edith struggle to keep for themselves a priceless portrait stolen by the Nazis and kept in a sausage in their cellar. Adding to René’s litany of woes the French Resistance, led by Michelle, force him to aid their persistent attempts to return two bumbling British airmen to England. René, caught in the middle of this joyous mayhem must also keep secret from his wife his long-running affairs with two waitresses or losing his cherished café may be the least of his problems...

Listen very carefully, I vill say zis only vonce….the original production played to packed houses at the London Palladium so book early as this glorious new show is guaranteed to leave you helpless with laughter.

 

Evenings 7.45pm, matinees Wed & Sat 2.30pm
Tue 7.45pm, Wed & Sat 2.30pm TICKETS £14.50, £16.50, £18.50
Wed - Sat 7.45pm TICKETS £16.50, £18.50, £20.50

Concessions

U16/O60: £3 off standard prices Tue - Thur 7.45pm, Wed & Sat 2.30pm

Groups 10+: One free with every ten purchased excluding Fri & Sat 7.45pm

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£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings.
 
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